Thurgood Marshall: I wouldn't be here if I didn't think we could win.
Cory Lambert: You don't catch wolves looking where they might be, you look where they've been.
Beca: Guys, we've never competed against bands that actually have instruments. So what's the plan?
Serenity: Aw, you guys just sing other people's songs, right? Like karaoke? That's so cute.
Calamity: I'm Calamity. This is Serenity, Veracity, and Charity.
Fat Amy: If I joined your group I could be obesity.
Chucky: Kyle?
Kyle: Andy sent me. We're gonna have some fun.
Gardner: I have to make decisions like what's best for the family.
Bobby Riggs: You and me, Billie Jean. Three sets, five sets - your choice.
Billie Jean King: Are you drunk, Bobby?
Bobby Riggs: No, of course not. How about this: "Man vs. Woman." "Male Chauvinist Pig vs Hairy-Legged Feminist."
Spider: I want my shit back.
Steve Ford: I want my dog back.
J. Paul Getty: When a man gets wealthy, he has to deal with the problems of freedom. All the choices he could possibly want. An abyss opens up. Well, I watched that abyss. I watched it ruin men, marriages, but most of all, it ruins the children.
John Walcott: We do not write for the people who send people's kids to war. We write for the people whose kids get sent to war.
Eric Marsh: The world's full of people taking chances.
Edwin: You ever worried we might shoot all the wrong people?
Flake: You wanna know what I think about? How when something terrible happens somewhere, and there's all those flags, and flowers, and candles, and pictures of people who died, and pages of sayings and poems, all that shit lined up for months. That's what I think about.
Eamon Bailey: Knowing is good, but knowing everything is better.