Ray Coleman: I'm sick of you stalling me, Jack.
Nadia: My name is Sophia.
John: Sophia. Hello, Sophia. Mine's still John.
Nadia: Hello, John.
Gabriel Law: Yulaw! You came here for me. Now I'm here for you.
Gabriel Yulaw: After this, there will be only one.
Gabriel Law: I won't be The One, but neither will you.
Drew 'Bundini' Brown: Free ain't easy. Free is real. And real's a motherfucker.
The Monster: Nobody's afraid of me any more.
Beatrice: ...I'm afraid of you.
Prot: You know what I've learned about your planet? There's enough life on Earth to fill 50 planets. Plants, animals, people, fungi, viruses, all jostling to find their place, bouncing off each other, feeding off each other. Connected.
Dr. Mark Powell: You don't have that kind of connection on K-PAX?
Prot: Nobody wants, nobody needs. On K-PAX, when I'm gone, nobody misses me. There would be no reason to. And yet I sense that when I leave here... I will be missed. Yes. Strange feeling.
Cepheglia: This is a French Cho-Cho.
Rosen: Chauchat.
Cepheglia: It's a piece of garbage, don't worry about it.
Rosen: Leave it to Henchman and Hollingshead.
Cepheglia: Don't worry about mortars, tanks and artillery.
Rosen: We don't have any of that either.
Cepheglia: Basically we're mud crunchers,.
Rosen: Gravel agitators.
Cepheglia: Infantry.
Willis Grinnel: Ever notice that even the worst bastards have friends?
Commisar Danilov: Do you know how to shoot?
Vassili Zaitsev: A little.
Jerry Black: I made a promise, Eric. You're old enough to remember when that meant something.
Principal Prickly: I never saw Philliam again. He quit teaching, went into politics, eventually became Secretary of Education, until the president fired him for trying to get rid of recess again. Only this time it was nationwide.
Carter: Now gimme a hundred-thousand in chips, and a diet pepsi and some hot wings!
Marco: Maybe if you showed Dr. Zaius the proper respect, Dr. Zaius would stop showing you the POO.
Vincent Darby: I think you're going to enjoy your espresso this time. I've done quite a bit of research, knowing how hard you are to please. This one comes highly recommended.
Dr. Alfred Meyer: A communist, by definition, has a defect of reason.
Dr. Roland Freisler: The Russian is not a communist, my friend. The Russian does not give a damn who runs things. I have lived amongst them. The Russian only cares he has a bottle of vodka to suck and some form of domestic animal life to fuck. Then he will happily sit in shit his whole life. That is his politics. I know those people. That is the distinction. I absolve the Jews of that.
Steve Meyers: What do you think of a moral victory?
Anna Redmond: A moral victory sounds good.
Ted: We're all time's captives, hostages to eternity.
Bobby: Ben Jonson?
Ted: No, Boris Pasternak. He was a Russian of no account, I think.
Spencer Olham: They're wrong about me, I've done nothing wrong, I'm a good man.