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Crazy Handful of Nothin' - S1-E6

Hank: Damn that woman's got an ass like an onion. Makes me wanna cry.

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D.I. Grim: Cutting edge of technology? Cutting edge of fannying about I say! Whats wrong with a Biro? I've booted up, I've patched in, I'm online, I'm offline, I'm downloaded and extremely cheesed off!
D.C. Kray: You need to inter-grate your power at the source.
D.I. Grim: What?
D.C. Kray: You need to plug it in.

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The Queen's Birthday Present - S1-E1

Inspector Fowler: I'd like to meet the man that could get into my trousers.

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The Queen's Birthday Present - S1-E1

Inspector Fowler: And never forget. In the grand order of life there are but 2 forces. The force of Order and the force of Chaos. And in the middle. Us. The Thin Blue Line.
P.C. Goody: So 3 forces.

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Gourmet Night (a.k.a. Gourmet's Paradise) - S1-E5

Sybil Fawlty: Are you going to do the car?
Basil Fawlty: In a minute, my little piranha fish.

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The Builders - S1-E2

O'Reilly: Just remember if the good Lord...
Basil: ...Is mentioned one more time, I will move you closer to him.

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The Builders - S1-E2

O'Reilly: Just remember Mr. Fawlty, There is always someone worse off than yourself
Basil: Well I'd like to meet him. I could do with a laugh.

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The White Asparagus Triangulation - S2-E9

[Walking into Penny's apartment.]
Sheldon: Were you robbed?
Penny: Uh, no.
Sheldon: How can you be sure?

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The White Asparagus Triangulation - S2-E9

Sheldon: Hi Stephanie, I'm sorry I'm late but your companion left me the most undecipherable invitation
Leonard: What invitation?
Sheldon: [From note.] "We're going to the movies" What movie? What theater? What time? If you wanted to make it impossible to find you, you couldn't have done a better job.
Leonard: Oh I could have.

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The Panty Piñata Polarization - S2-E7

Sheldon Cooper: Woman, you're playing with forces beyond your ken.
Penny: Your Ken can kiss my Barbie.

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The Solder Excursion Diversion - S9-E19

Raj: When I come out the closet I am so nailing those guys.

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The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem - S2-E6

Penny: Holy crap on a cracker.

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The Panty Piñata Polarization - S2-E7

Continuity mistake: When Leonard talks to Penny about having to live with Sheldon he has his hand up to his chest. Camera swaps to a side view and his hand is not in front of his chest any more. (00:07:30)

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The Griffin Equivalency - S2-E4

Continuity mistake: When Raj asks the guys who's going to the party on Saturday night, Penny's grip on the martini glass she has changes between shots. (00:10:20)

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The Barbarian Sublimation - S2-E3

Continuity mistake: When Penny explains she has bought the game, her grip on the laptop changes. (00:06:50)

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The Barbarian Sublimation - S2-E3

Continuity mistake: At the start, after Penny has dropped one bag, there is an item in the top of the remaining bag. This item keeps appearing and disappearing. (00:01:20)

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The Codpiece Topology - S2-E2

Continuity mistake: When Leslie and Leonard are talking about starting a relationship again, the can of Diet Cola keeps rotating. In some shots from Leslie's point of view you can't see the logo and in others you can. (00:06:30)

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The Codpiece Topology - S2-E2

Continuity mistake: When Leonard says he is happy Penny is moving on he has nothing in his hand. Camera cuts and now he is holding a bit of bread. (00:03:00)

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The Bad Fish Paradigm - S2-E1

Continuity mistake: When Sheldon is undoing a pair of socks that Penny has paired, Penny is seen holding a single sock. Camera changes and she now has nothing in her hands. This is an instant cut. No time to drop it. (00:05:50)

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Factual error: At the end we see Loco and Santos in casinos in Monte Carlo. However the roulette wheel has a 00 and a 0 on it (Green slots). The double zero tables are never found in Monte Carlo. (01:54:00)

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