Olivia: Mr. napkinhead.
Amanda: Who cut out all of those beautiful stars?
Sophie: We did.
Olivia: The three musketeers.
Iris: I'm looking for corny in my life.
Olivia: You don't like tents?
Iris: I like corny. I'm looking for corny in my life.
Arthur Abbott: I like this Hugo Boss, he cuts a nice suit.
Iris: Lowpoint.
Arthur Abbott: Say a man and a woman both need something to sleep in and both go to the same men's pajama department. The man says to the salesman, "I just need bottoms," and the woman says, "I just need a top." They look at each other and that's the 'meet cute.'.
Ethan: Look at me. I'm down here sweating like a pig. And look at you. You're the only woman on the face of the earth that breaks up with her boyfriend and doesn't even shed a tear. I mean, that's gotta mean something, right?
Amanda: Why does it bug you so much that I can't cry?
Answer: I'm not sure how much she was paid, but no, it isn't a real movie.