Harold and Maude

Harold and Maude (1971)

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Maude: That was fun! Let's play something together.
Harold: I don't play anything.
Maude: Nothing? Dear me, everybody should be able to make some music. That's the cosmic dance.

Mrs. Chasen: She provides the whole southwest with chicken feed.

Maude: Consistency is not really a human trait.

Priest: I would be remiss in my duty, if I did not tell you, that the idea of... intercourse - your firm, young... body... comingling with... withered flesh... sagging breasts... flabby b-b-buttocks... makes me want... to vomit.

Harold: You sure have a way with people.
Maude: Well, they're my species.

Harold: Do you... enjoy... knives?

Maude: Grab the shovel, Harold.

Harold: I haven't lived. I've died a few times.

Maude: You know, at one time, I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries. But I decided that was an idea way before its time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing... oh my, how the world still dearly loves a cage..

Harold: I like you, Maude.
Maude: I like you, Harold.

Maude: Harold, everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves. You just can't let the world judge you too much.

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Trivia: The character of Maude was based on Maggie Kuhn, founder of the Grey Panthers.

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Question: Does anyone know if the Jaguar hearse car still exists or who the manufacturer was?

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Chosen answer: The hearse seen was custom built for the film, and was destroyed as seen in the film. other Jaguar hearses have been built, but they all have been custom built.

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