Darla: Waldo, I think we have to turn here.
Waldo: Girls have no sense of direction.
Darla: You know, you're starting to get on my nerves.
A.J. Ferguson: Now the race course is marked off with arrows, and it ends right back here, where it started from.
Uh Huh: Actually, I've always had a rather extensive vocabulary, not to mention a phenomenal grasp of grammar and a superlative command of syntax. I simply chose not to employ them.
Darla: Alfalfa, that's a part of you I've never seen before.
Alfalfa: Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"
Mr. Welling: Six kids, hard-working father, honest and trustworthy. Loan... denied.
Stymie: You only meet your once in a lifetime friends... once in a lifetime.
Stymie: Wood doesn't grow on trees.
Alfalfa: Everything's working out perfectly. The guys are at the swimming hole, and I'm home with a tooth ache. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
Buckwheat: We've got a dollar, we've got a dollar, we've got a dollar, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Waldo: We just moved into town. My father bought the oil refinery.
Darla: That explains why you're so refined.
Alfalfa: Yeah, and so oily.
A.J. Ferguson: And now it gives me great pleasure to present this beautiful trophy and the prize money... to Alfalfa Switzer... and Spanky McFarland.
Buckwheat: Quick, what's the number for 911?
Stymie: You're not thinkin' about Darla, are ya?
Alfalfa: No, of course not.
George "Spanky" McFarland: Good.
Alfalfa: I wonder if she's not thinking of me, too?
Stymie: I... Stymie... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder.
Darla: This tastes like somebody poured it through an old boot.
Billy "Froggy" Laughlin: Actually, it's a sneaker.
Alfalfa: All knights ride into battle wearing the colors of their lady fair.
Alfalfa: Why am I soaking wet?
Porky: Don't worry, Alfalfa. I used to have the same problem.
Alfalfa: Is Spanky home?
Spanky's Dad: Sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here.
Alfalfa's Dad: I'm sorry, Spanky, Alfalfa's not here.
George "Spanky" McFarland: Darn.
Alfalfa: Darn.
George "Spanky" McFarland: People, people, we need your money.
Answer: Because MGM owned the rights to the "Our Gang" trademark, when the early films were re-released and new series started, the name was switched to "The Little Rascals" (for example, the 1982 cartoon) and that's what most people know them by. After that, it gets tricky with which companies own which rights, and King World Productions has some of "The Little Rascals" distribution rights.
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