Toy Story (1995)

Buzz: I just want you to know that although you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
Woody: Oh, well, that's good.
Buzz: But we're not on my planet, are we?
Woody: No.

Mr. Potato Head: Ages three and up! It's on my box! Ages three and up! I'm not supposed to be babysitting Princess Drool!

Mr. Potato Head: Oh, really? I'm from Playskool.
Rex: And I'm from Mattel. Well, I'm not really from Mattel, I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased by Mattel in a leveraged buyout.

Woody: You are a TOY!
Buzz: You are a sad, strange little man. You have my pity.

Hamm: Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder for sure.

Buzz Lightyear: I tell you I can fly around this room with my eyes closed.
Woody: Alright then, Mr. Lightbeer, prove it.

Woody: Uh, Buzz, we missed the truck!
Buzz: We're not aiming for the truck!

Slinky Dog: It's Sid!
Rex: I thought he was at summer camp!
Hamm: They must've kicked him out early this year.

Sid Phillips: No-one has ever attempted a double bypass brain transplant before. Now for the tricky part. [Off-screen] Pliers!

Woody: Hey, Buzz! You're flying!
Buzz: This isn't flying, this is falling with style!

Woody: What chance does a toy like me have against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?

Woody: Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket... Rockets explode!

Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.

Rex: What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!

[Andy is opening his birthday presents.]
Mr. Potato Head: Mrs. Potato Head, Mrs. Potato Head.
[Sees the other toys looking at him.]
Mr. Potato Head: Hey, I can dream, can't I?

Buzz Lightyear: To infinity...and beyond!

Buzz: Do you know these life forms?
Woody: Yes, they're Andy's toys.