April Williams: ...and now you're.
Little Jordan Sanders: Little.
Dorrie: Have you ever been with someone, and you stay up until like 4AM just talking about everything, and you're just like, I can't believe I get to exist at the same time as you?
Keon: No, but like I'm really happy for you?
Dane Faucheux: I thought you were writing about Nicole.
Matt Teague: So did I.
Maleficent: Humans are hilarious.
Watson Bryant: This is Nadya.
Watson Bryant: She is... she tells me what to do.
Joyce Smith: Now's not a good time.
Pastor Jason Noble: I know... that's why I'm here.
Sir Lionel Frost: Woof.
Thomas Wake: Why'd ya spill yer beans?
Margaret Foster: Just follow your heart, my darling. I have faith in you. And you should have faith in yourself.
Andrea Vogel: Lloyd, please don't ruin my childhood.
Amy March: Laurie, you're being mean. Stop it.
Laurie: How am I being mean?
Amy March: Stop it! I have been second to Jo my whole life in everything, and I will not be the person you settle for just because you cannot have her. I won't! I won't do it. I won't, not when I've spent my entire life loving you.
Sam: I know you're old school. I sent you a fax.
Marie Curie: The things that make us weak are the things that make us strong.
Pierre Curie: I didn't make you weak.
Marie Curie: Of course you did. But couldn't have done what we did without each other.
Will: I'm tired of living without really living. I'm tired of wanting things. We can't have a lot of things. But we could have this.
Benoit Blanc: I suspect foul play. I have eliminated no suspects.
Howard Ratner: Holy shit I'm gonna cum.