Annie: Any of you fucking pricks move, I'm gonna execute every motherfucking last one of you.
Debbie Ocean: If you're going to have a problem with stealing, then you're not going to like the rest of this conversation.
Renee Bennett: I can eat whatever I want and still look like this.
Ethan: You could have told me you were gay.
Simon: Guess I didn't think we had very much in common.
Ethan: You're telling me Simon. It's not like your all hoodie wardrobe rocks my world.
Teacher: I see where he got it.
Erasmus: Don't you think this is the pot calling the kettle black?
Paul: I did notice the word "felching" on your classroom wall which I thought was inappropriate in a classroom.
Teacher: That is "felting".
Paul: Oh, yeah. That makes more sense. Felching isn't until middle school. (01:01:04)
Joel: That is a man with a gun, he tried to cut off our dicks.
Rich: Oh fuck you you wish I touched your dick.
Vivian: I don't sleep with people I like, you know that. I gave that up in the 90's.
Maya: The truth is a lie.
Oliver Hardy: You're not leaving, are you, Stan? The show must go on.
Bough: Sir! Wonderful to see you!
Johnny English: Yes, all right, Bough. We're going on a mission, not a honeymoon.
Shelly 'Elle' Evans: Are you a boy princess or a girl princess?
Lord Nooth: Take 'im away and kill 'im... do it slowly.
[Guards start walking away at a very slow pace.]
Lord Nooth: No! I meant take 'im away at normal speed, and kill 'im slowly.
Donnie: Drink water.