Cultist: Hey, Bat, when you're flying, what the city look like from up on high?
Batman: It looks dirty.
Eric: What is scary about commitment is that your life becomes real. It is not a plan, it is not what you had hoped for - it is real.
Bertram Pincus: We live alone, and then we die alone. And apparently, we stay alone.
Yôko: Jesus, I approve of you as the only cool man besides Kurt Cobain.
Lincoln DeNeuf: The Devil is building his army. Max Payne is looking for something that God wants to stay hidden. That is what makes him more dangerous.
Freya: If you truly believe that you write the tale of your life, then the end is up to you.
Driver: I envy you.
Carter Rutherford: I thought you liked me.
Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Look, she's too old for you.
Lexie Littleton: What? Well, you're too old for me.
Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Well, you got me on that one.
Bridget Cardigan: We'll think outside the box.
Don Cardigan: Well that's good because we're selling the box and moving into a smaller box.
Hater: This is my lesbian sister. Tell them about your softball team, tell them about your team.
President Ashton: This intel is certain?
Phil McCullough: Absolutely.
President Ashton: Then why aren't we focusing on the ones who are here actually doing this?
Phil McCullough: We are.
President Ashton: This summit is too important.
Phil McCullough: I know that sir, but we're looking for five people out of six million. We are trying.
President Ashton: Try harder.
Guard at Liberty Gate: What were you doing out there?
Staff Sergeant William James: Visiting a whorehouse.
Guard at Liberty Gate: Okay. If I let you back in, will you tell me where it is exactly?
Kumar Patel: I've never sucked a dick before. I bet it sucks dick!
Surfing Instructor: When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons, ' and bail.
Jonathan Carnahan: I hate mummies. They never play fair.
Nick: If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy.
Guru Tugginmypudha: Good distraction frees us from emotional pain. Bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz.
Molly Johnson: All the world's great civilizations have followed the same path. From bondage to liberty, from liberty to abundance, from abundance to complacency, from complacency to apathy, from apathy back to bondage. If we are to be the exception to history, then we must break the cycle, for those who do not remember the past are condemned to repeat it.
Livingston: There's no control in life. Wherever you go, wherever you hide, there's risk.
The Silent Monk: Learn the form, but seek the formless. Hear the soundless. Learn it all, then forget it all. Learn The Way, then find your own way.