Thomas: How could you kill a poor, defenseless animal? Angela! You're really starting to piss me off.
Billy Darly: Look at you. You look like one of us. Look what I made you.
Trudie: There may not be such a thing as a perfect job, a perfect life or a perfect family, but there is such a thing as a perfect moment. So I take back what I said. Doing one crazy thing probably does make you crazy, but it also can make you happy.
Melvin B. Tolson: Denigrate. There's a word for you. From the Latin word "niger", to defame, to blacken. It's always there, isn't it? Even in the dictionary. Even in the speech of a Negro professor. Somehow, "black" is always equated with failure.
Bruce Campbell: You don't know fear, kid. You've never worked with Sam Raimi.
Sylvia Likens: She sacrificed me to protect her children, and she sacrificed her children to protect herself.
Walter Lewis: You get that right and I'll feed you paedophiles, dealers, bullies, junkies, scum, cunts, dogs... the lot.
Tania and Tara: We've got double chemistry tomorrow, we'll work on the explosives then.
Sylvester: Payback's a bitch, ain't it?
Zeke: I'll see you at Nationals.
Sylvester: Yes you will.
Detective Remy Bressant: If you see me comin' you better run cause I'm gonna lay you the fuck down.
Feng: Ladies and Gentlemen. Athletes. I bid you Toodles.
Ed: Do you wanna see what the other side of the camera looks like...?
Dr. Samuel Loomis: I really don't know what else to say, Michael. You haven't said a word for fifteen years! Christ, that's a lifetime. That's nearly twice as long as my first marriage. Wow. It's strange, Michael. In a weird way you've become like... like my best friend. Huh! That just shows you how fucked up my life is. I've done all I possibly can for you, so I'm sorry to tell you that this is going to be my last day. Michael, I have to move on. I'm sorry.
Tom Lefroy: Was I deficient in rapture?
Jane Austen: Inconsciousness.
Tom Lefroy: It was... It was accomplished.
Jane Austen: It was ironic.
Cam Wexler: Shit! Shit shit shit... pardon my French.
Charlie: I speak a little French and that sounded like "shit."
Steven Johnson: You know what? This crocodile's like O.J. Simpson. He messed up when he killed that white woman.
Pinbacker: At the end of time, a moment will come when just one man remains. Then the moment will pass. Man will be gone. There will be nothing to show that we were ever here... But stardust.
Noah Wilder: You don't need that much sugar, dad.