Sister Agnes: I don't understand what you're talking about. You want to talk about the baby, everbody wants to talk about the baby. But, I never saw the baby. So I can't talk about the baby, because I don't believe in the baby.
Jason: I'm bored with sitting around. I'm a dramatic character. I need forward motion.
Don King: Mr. Chairman, we are a company on the move. I have two mega stocks and a super promotional idea that can bring INC from $500 million, to $1 billion in gross revenue. That is not about white power, nor is it about black power. It's about green power! Money! M-O-N-E-Y! We're talking about geometric progression. One... four... eight... 16... the numbers boggle the mind! So in conclusion, all we have to do is to get off the dime, and put this show on the road. Thank you very much.
Dogati: No more Wagner.
Sam Sleaze: What's the matter, don't you like your cage?
Big Bird: My cage? My, my, MY CAGE?
Inspector Japp: Poirot, please, before I grow old, retire, and move to Brighton, who is it?
Liza Chamberlain: Cody, do you cook?
Cody Abilene: Not much.
Liza Chamberlain: Well, what do you usually make for dinner?
Cody Abilene: Reservations.
Feather: Come on, Ronnie, Jimmy isn't your type.
Ronnie: Well, maybe if you moved the hair out of your eyes.
Feather: Don't touch.
Ronnie: ...you'd see how wrong you are.
General Graycliffe: A child with a stick of chewing gum has just rendered your hundred million dollars of hardware useless.
Brennan: Hey Sarge! You know how a Camacho's like a cue ball? Cause the harder you hit 'em, the better their English gets.
Scrub Nurse: I never saw anyone brain dead with a hard on.
E.R. Nurse: I guess you never met my boyfriend.
Cooper: Hulse, I want you to put a special mike on him tonight, one that isolates everything he plays from the rest of the orchestra. Carson, you link it into the gblx 1000 computer.
Maddy: The gblx?
Cooper: Yeah. That thing'll break any code.
Maddy: But that's in control of our entire missile defense system.
Cooper: Honey, will you please - what are the odds of the Russians attacking on a Thursday night?
Buck: Manny, I thought you was my friend. I thought we was partners. Shit! You know, you're worse than Ranken, when the truth comes out. At least he's up front with his bullshit. You was a hero. You was a hero to all of us back in that shithole. Goddamn! Manny. (01:27:07)
David Howard: Shut up Brad! Your song stunk, I hate your suit and I could hurt you.
Luis Molina: The nicest thing about feeling happy is that you think you'll never be unhappy again.
Captain Rhodes: Go on run, run you fucking lunatics.
Eric 'Rick' Masters: Everybody knows Rick Masters won't go near a job without front money. You should also know that I never fucked a customer out of his front money. I've been coming to this gym three or four times a week for five years. I'm an easy man to find. My reputation speaks for itself. The fact is that if you can't come up with the front money you're not for real.
Monty Brewster: Why is it when there's trouble we're the ones that get into it. I mean, there's a bar full of people and we're the only ones in jail.
Spike Nolan: I don't think it's racial you know, because I'm in here with you.
Monty Brewster: That's comforting.