Dusty: He's gonna rue the day he came up against The Extreme, baby. Bill, I'm talkin' imminent rueage.
Melissa: She didn't marry your penis... Okay, she didn't only marry your penis.
Dusty: He strolls up to the twister, and he says *have a drink*. And he chucks the bottle into the twister, and it never hits the ground.
Dusty: Meg's gravy is famous. It's practically a food group.
Melissa: Well, I, uh, it was a pleasure meeting you.
Aunt Meg: Likewise. You better run.
Bill: Why can't we spend a normal day together?
Melissa: I gotta go Julia, we got cows.
Dusty: "The Suck Zone." It's the point basically when the twister... Sucks you up. That's not the technical term for it, obviously.
Dusty: You just missed that truck! That's awesome! That's awesome!
Dusty: Jo! Bill! It's coming! It's headed right for us!
Bill: It's already here.
Chosen answer: Jo finally signs the divorce papers after she sees how upset Bill's fiance is getting after all the near misses with the tornados. She also sees that Bill does care for his new fiance and she finally decides not to stand in the way of his new relationship, even though it did not work out in the end.
Mark English