Best TV quotes of 1988

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In the Heat of the Night picture

J.J. Jeffson: Well, you know what the Lord says: "Go forth and multiply, and fill the earth."
Bill Gillespie: But I don't think he meant for you to do that by yourself.

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The Wonder Years picture

Wayne Arnold: Butthead.

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Roseanne picture

Dear Mom and Dad - S1-E22

Roseanne: If my parents move to Lanford, I'm gonna be sleeping on a cot for the rest of my life because I'm gonna be in prison for blowing them away.
Dan: Honey, Honey, be realistic. You don't know how to use a gun. I'll do it.

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Probe picture

Austin: I'm going to take you on the greatest adventure of your life. You probably'll never even thank me. Let's go.

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You Rang, M'Lord? picture

Sir Ralph Shawcross: Anyway. HE can't be mucking around with Agatha. He got shot in a certain place in the artilery.
Selfridge: From what I've heard. Lord Meldrum's facililties are in tip top condition.

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Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers picture

Gadget: I don't think you can blame them. After all, we are rodents.

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