Jay Pritchett: God knows I couldn't love them more, but even the Kennedy's didn't get together this often.
Damon Salvatore: I DO believe in killing the messenger. Why? Because it sends a message.
Bobby Cobb: I'm bad at sex. There's a lot of thrashing and thumping, but nothing really gets done. I'm like a broken dishwasher.
Jeff Winger: To me, religion is like Paul Rudd. I see the appeal, and I would never take it away from anyone. But I would also never stand in line for it.
Amir Blumenfeld: Two questions: What are you guys doing, and I want in.
Veronica: The company loves its money. If they could, they'd go to strip clubs and throw naked women at money.
Cassie Rice: Hey, are you British or something?
The Doctor: Something, that's me! Definitely.
Artie Nelson: Y'know what the Talmud says? When someone's comin' to kill ya, get up early, kill 'em first.
Tim the Bear: Arianna. Robert. I walked in on them. They were playing Hide The Salman Rushdie.
Rafi: You spend all your time reading books and looking at numbers and letters like they mean something.
Ruxin: They do. Do you know how to read?
Rafi: I get by, all right?
Ruxin: What do you know?
Rafi: You know, like... red means stop.
Ruxin: Great.
Rafi: Green means go.
Ruxin: Good.
Rafi: Yellow's the other one.
