Lee: You are aware there's a really huge civil war going on everywhere?
Shop Assistant: We usually try to stay out of it. With everything that's been going on, it seems like it's for the best.
Proximus Caesar: In their time, humans were capable of many great things. They could fly, like eagles fly. They could speak across oceans. But now, it is our time... and it is my kingdom. We will learn. Apes will learn. I will learn. And I... will conquer.
Furiosa: I'm Furiosa!
Beetlejuice: The juice is loose!
Blind Al: Wanna do some cocaine?
Wade Wilson: Hey! Cocaine is the one thing that Feige said is off limits.
Blind Al: What about Bolivian marching powder?
Wade Wilson: They know all the slang terms. They have a list.
Blind Al: Even snowboarding?
Wade Wilson: Even disco dust.
Blind Al: White Girl, Interrupted?
Wade Wilson: Even Forrest Bump.
Blind Al: Do you want to build a snowman?
Wade Wilson: Yes! But I can't!
Jody Moreno: I'm the director. You're a stunt guy. We need to keep it super profesh.
Colt Seavers: Profesh is my middle name.
Jody Moreno: You said your middle name was Danger.
Lou: Baby, I told you to lay low.
Zhen: Now, who wants to do the right thing for the wrong reasons?
Winston Churchill: If Hitler isn't playing by the Rules, then neither shall we?
Patrick Zweig: I'd let her fuck me with a racket.
Regina George: Get in, loser.
Rodinov: You think I was stealing from my own country? It was capitalism, and you Americans gave it to us. Your government wanted us to get rich, forget who we are, who we were. You know nothing about our history, about our life, our culture, religion. You people turn us into you, and hate what you see.
Trapper: Just try not to swallow your tongue.
Bernie Hayes: What?
Father Brennan: How do you control people who no longer believe? You create something to fear.
Gun salesman: You like John Wick? I have the same gun from the movie!
Princess Irulan: You underestimate the power of faith.